Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

bye bitch !!

mitsooru:

bad

can you please find theresa caputo the long island medium and make her hold a sign with my name on it /asking for a friend

im not promoting u through b-list reality show celebrities 

that lady from real housewives of new jersey came into my job and her daughter was gonna get the hands 

sadisticxxpanda:

i..is this how  it ends…  will i die today.

arutairu:

The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

shut up

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

shut up

When you slide on a hardwood floor with socks on

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wican replied to your post:A mooncake???
i love mooncakes except they’re super unhealthy and will kill you

that and red bean is kinda yucky 

A mooncake???
Anonymous

it’s not moon cake for sure i’ve had them 

like the outside looks like bread and when you slice it it’s cake 

ok so picture angel food cake but where the icing should be it’s regular bread. what is that called? what is this chinese lady feeding me every night?