god? these titties?
who gave me the right

he looks like a leprechaun sharkboy 

click at your own risk

goodnight i’m gonna have nightmares about that gif of the kid in a green shirt at a baseball game again. yall know the one? 

did i say kinsey scale, i meant richter scale
Anonymous

an assquake 8.5 

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

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//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

where do you think you fall on the kinsey scale
Anonymous

my friends were talking about it a while ago and i thought they meant the earthquake thing